50% OFF SALE ON ALL KINSEY MERCHANDISE ENDS TOMORROW! KINSEYS IN CHICAGO AND GUERNEVILLE, CA THIS WEEKEND!

 

 
50% OFF SALE ON ALL KINSEY MERCHANDISE ENDS TOMORROW!
 
KINSEYS IN CHICAGO AND GUERNEVILLE, CA THIS WEEKEND!
 
You’ll never be able to buy Kinsey Sicks CDs, DVDs, Tshirts, posters, or magnets this cheap again – never!** You’ve read our previous emails and been tempted. You’ve almost gone to The Kinsey Store and bought loads of crap-for-less – but you’ve put it off. The world is crumbling around you, people! Do you really want to face the end of civilization as we know it without a buttload of Dragapella® knicknacks to barter for food and/or sexual favors? The sale ends tomorrow (Thursday). Your failure to purchase vast quantities of Kinsey stuff before then may very well haunt you for the rest of your life. Or you might not regret it at all. But do you really want to take that chance?
 
Come see The Kinsey Sicks Live – Experience the Thrill, the Joy, the Sense of Imminent Danger!
 
You’ve got two chances to see the gals live this Friday in Chicago, and one to see them Saturday in Guernevllle, CA. Details are on the right. Plus, keep on the lookout for upcoming shows in Ontario, Canada, New York, South Carolina, Florida, Nevada, Pennsylvania, California, Washington State, Iowa, Missouri, Illinois, Massachusetts, Michigan, and Puerto Vallarta, Mexico! [Feel free to add your state/province/kingdom to the list by sending a ridiculously lucrative offer toinfo@kinseysicks.com. Check out our list of bargain dates for somewhat less lucrative offers.]
 
Historic Exhibit of The Kinsey Sicks Extended!
 
“Chicks with Schticks: The Kinsey Sicks and 20 years of Dragapella Activism”, the historic exhibit of America’s longest running full-time queer ensemble, has been extended at The James Hormel Gay & Lesbian Center at the San Francisco Public Library through August 21. Don’t miss out on this in-depth overview of their unique place in history.
 
 
You make us feel like unnatural women,
 
 
The Kinsey Sicks
 
 
**unless we change our minds

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