“OY VEY IN A MANGER”
IN SF, NYC, GREATER PHILLY, CHICAGO, KANSAS CITY, PUERTO VALLARTA
BOOK YOUR TICKETS NOW!
ESPECIALLY IN SF – PRICES GO UP
THIS FRIDAY AT MIDNIGHT!
(YOU’RE NOT THE ONLY PERSON WITH NO STANDARDS YOU KNOW)
Oy Vey! “Oy Vey in a Manger” is touring 10 cities this December! As a subscriber to The Kinsey Sicks list, you’ve waived your right to claim good taste – so you’ve no excuse to miss the gals in…
NEW HOPE, PA (Thursday-Saturday, Dec 4-6)
An entire month of “Oy Vey in a Manger” kicks off with a return to The Rrazz Room.
NEW YORK CITY (Dec 7, 9, 10)
3 nights of “Oy Vey” (Sun, Tues, and Wed) at The Metropolitan Room, one of the most critically acclaimed venues in the Big Apple, Voted #1 Jazz Cabaret Club by New York Magazine.
SANTA CRUZ, CA (Thursday, Dec 11)
“Oy Vey in a Manger” crosses the country to play at the Rio Theater with a performance that benefits Chadeish Yameinu.
WINTHROP, WA (Friday, Dec 12)
Okay, we’re not doing “Oy Vey”! It’s our one December performance of “America’s Next Bachelor Housewife Celebrity Hoarder Makeover Star Gone Wild!” at Methow Arts.
SAN FRANCISCO (Saturday, Dec 13)
Last chance before we flip the early bird special! PRICES GO UP THIS FRIDAY AT MIDNIGHT! ALSO, note that VIP TICKETS WILL SOON SELL OUT! Don’t wait til the last minute to buy your tickets. Last year we sold out the 1400 seat Castro Theater and people got turned away. (We know, we don’t get it either.)
ROHNERT PARK, CA (Sunday, Dec 14)
The girls return to the Person Theater with a performance that benefits Congregation Ner Shalom.
CEDAR RAPIDS, IA (Friday, Dec 19)
“Oy Vey in a Manger” continues its onlaught across America with a return to one of the girls’ favorite stops in Iowa, Legion Arts!
CHICAGO (Saturday, Dec 20)
The girls return to their favorite Chicago hotspot with two helpings of “Oy Vey”: 7pm and 9:30pm.
KANSAS CITY (Sunday, Dec 21)
“Oy Vey in a Manger” returns to the fabulous Folly Theatre (in Trampolina’s hometown!).
PUERTO VALLARTA, MEXICO (Dec 23, 24, 26, 27, 28, 30, Jan 1, 2)
At last, The Kinsey Sicks are reunited with The Palm, as they finish off their run of “Oy Vey in a Manger” with 2 weeks of shows! Order early for VIP seats!
BUCERIAS, MEXICO (Thursday, Dec 25)
The girls give a special Christmas performance of “Oy Vey” at the gorgeous Luna Lounge.
“BUT WHY AREN’T YOU COMING TO MY HOMETOWN?”
Because you didn’t get us a gig. Yes, that’s right, it’s your fault! If you want us to come to your town, then find some schmuck there who’s crazy enough to book us! It’s not like we don’t want to come to [YOUR HOMETOWN.] In fact, [YOUR HOMETOWN] is one of our favorite places!
Contact us at email@example.com to inquire about bookings. We have many available openings next year. (Also, we have several available performance dates.)
Get all your holiday shopping done now with tix for the Sicks – then sit back to see what equally thoughtless gifts people dump on you!
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