THE KINSEYS’ 20TH ANNIVERSARY TOUR IN 2013!

Great news! America’s Favorite Dragapella Beautyshop Quartet is now booking THE KINSEY SICKS’ 20TH ANNIVERSARY TOUR in 2013! Can you believe we’ve lasted this long!? It’s not easy for any independent artists to survive for twenty years, let alone a quartet who are outspoken, irreverent and in drag! We invite you to commemorate this dubious accomplishment and be a part of the festivities!

The anniversary show will be a hilarious celebration of our two decades of touring, featuring some of the best/least-despised of our nearly 200 songs, plus new surprises. If you’re interested in hiring The Kinsey Sicks, let us know when might work for you.  If you have flexibility in terms of dates, please tell us, as we will try whenever possible to route venues to reduce fees and travel costs.

By the way, it’s not too late to book our election year show, “Electile Dysfunction: The Kinsey Sicks for President” for this fall (about which the Washington Post says “the songs are marvels!”), or to nab selected December dates for our holiday hit, “Oy Vey in a Manger”. To find out available bargain dates for these shows, please take a look at the “markdowns” section at www.kinseysicks.com/hireus, which is updated periodically.

If you’d like to see an impressive list of venues that have been suckered into hiring The Kinseys, including fine arts venues, non-profits, corporate events, comedy clubs and over 120 colleges and universities, check out the “places we’ve performed” section of www.kinseysicks.com/hireus. And if you’d like to see a sample of our inexplicably glowing critics reviews, take a look at www.kinseysicks.com/presskit.

WHAT, YOU CAN’T PERSONALLY BOOK THE KINSEY SICKS YOURSELF?

No problem! Get some other schmuck to do it! Just forward this email to someone you know who may be able to hire us – perhaps at a theater, a non-profit that holds fundraisers, or a private event. Tell them what you think about The Kinsey Sicks, and don’t forget to LIE, LIE, LIE! (When forwarding this email, feel free to accidentally delete that last sentence, and this one.)

The Kinseys return for our third (fourth?) visit to the gluttons for punishment at Hendrix College in Conway, Arkansas. Move over Bill Clinton, we’re on the campaign trail.

Why attend the Republican National Convention when you can get your Republicanism straight from the Kinsey Sicks? “Electile Dysfunction” plays opposite the convention at the Tampa Theatre at 8 PM. Tickets are on sale at TIGLFF.

“Electile Dysfunction” drifts southward to the Broward Center for the Arts. Curtain is 8 PM. Click here for tickets.